Well, I've never done this before but there is a first time for everything. It's been a funny few months. During December I had a collapse. I went to bathroom for a pee (as you do). All I remember is going to undo my belt buckle . The next thing I remember is waking up face first on the bathroom floor. From what I can recall I was a bit confused, "what am I doing here?" was the first thought in my head. I slowly got up and wasn't to sure of what was happening. I took a few wobbly steps and sat myself down on the toilet seat. " Crap, what is that in my trousers?" Yep, I'd shit myself. Then followed a confused period of about 15 to 20 minutes , during this time I'd managed to text my to ask her to bring a carrier bag and to ask her to just leave me alone for a bit. My next memory was standing in the shower cleaning myself , it's amazing how much mess one's bowels can make. Once I was clean I tried to explain what had happened and wen...
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